DangerComputer! Charter!

All consultants must abide by the charter.  No exceptions (except for the exception of the founder... then, no exceptions... unless the founder gives an exception).  Okay... few exceptions.

0. All consultants must tithe the founder.  The higher the tithe, the more the founder will overlook rules violations.
0. Violence as a means to reach DangerComputer! goals is strictly prohibited unless said violence is legal and enhances the DangerComputer! goals (mostly involving better MMO lewt and computers with blinking lights).
0. No member shall create or augment an MMO character beyond the abilities of the founder's primary MMO character unless they pay tithes and do not duel the founder.  Grouping and splitting lewt is an acceptable method of using a better MMO character in the presence of the founder.
0. Tithing is not optional and may take the form of US currency or online lewt.
0. World domination should be considered for all DangerComputer! functions and may include virtual worlds instead of say... Latvia.  Although, Latvia is a good starting point.  They have pretty women and not much of an army, so the founder encourages memebers to start the world domination in Latvia.  However, the founder will not admit or aid any violent uprising beyond posting some comments on a web page somewhere and signing as anonymous.  So, be forewarned.
0. The founder cannot be bothered when Big Bang Theory, The Biggest Loser, The Apprentice, or The Bachelor is on.  Please don't judge the founder's taste in TV as he does have a really nice computer with lots of shiny and blinking lights.
0. The founder likes dogs and encourages members to have a dog sidekick.  The founder also encourages members to clean up after their dogs and not leave suprises on his lawn.  Doggie suprises anger the founder (more so when "discovered" walking through the yard).
0. Members are encouraged to send money so the founder can construct a really cool base on a tropical island.  Since prices are low right now and financing rates cheap, the founder would like to encourage large deposits to his account (other than from Nigeria) as quickly as possible.  Members donating will not be delegated to dorm room housing and will enjoy beach priviledges (the beach without land mines).
0. While the founder has a hot girlfriend, he does encourage members to deliver "eye candy" for the island base.  These distract spys from their missions and allow the founder to relax.
0. All charters should have at least ten rules.  This is the tenth rule.  Abide by this rule.